This fake news story from The Onion is so funny it hurts. Maybe because it's starting to ring true:
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- Breaking news: Jessica Simpson confirms she's preg...
- Girl of the Day - Cleopatras
- Tony Rides Off Into the Sunset
- Breaking news: Kim Kardashian files for divorce.
- Motorola Motocubo A45
- Motorola ex119
- Nokia 6303 Black Classic and Pink Photos Features
- Overgrown Children
- Marcelo Brazi Football Player-Profile & Images 2011
- Kick a corpse, why don'tcha?: Family fight over Li...
- This week's stories about The Real Housewives of N...
- Kick a corpse, why don'tcha?: Dan Wheldon's tragic...
- Amanda Knox: Her life now.
- Failed prophecy: Betty White does NOT buy World Se...
- Bun In The Oven Alert™: A girl for Beyonce!
- Brave Last Days alert: Larry Hagman's last wish.
- Kick a corpse, why don'tcha?Grave of Elizabeth Edw...
- Bells Done Rung™: Elizabeth Edwards' daughter Cate...
- Un. Be. Lievable.
- Damn You Fat Alert™: Kirstie Alley packs the pound...
- Damn You Skinny Alert™: Ricki Lake loses 20 lbs.
- We gotta collapser! Garth Brooks breaks down.
- Bun in the Oven Alert™: A baby for Garth and Trisha.
- Love Bird Alert™: When J. Lo & Bradley's affair r...
- Hairdresser alert™: Rob Kardashian gay shocker!
- Nostradamus predicts the 2012 election
- Sabrina Vega Profile & Images 2011
- Joe Haden Profile & Pictures 2011
- Mario Balotelli Girlfriend 2011
- Not Long 4 This World and Meanest Story nominee: B...
- Not Long 4 This World and Meanest Story nominee: D...
- Kick a corpse, why don'tcha and Meanest Story nomi...
- Greatest. Baseball. Game. Ever.
- No Posting. Heart. Attack.
- File This Under "You Can't Make This Up"
- Peter Schiff Becomes a Hero to the Right
- It's Working
- Bun in the oven alert™: The OFFICIAL story about W...
- Damn You Skinny Alert™: Starving for attention.
- Damn You Skinny Alert™: How dieting destroyed the...
- Bun in the oven alert™: Jen's baby bump.
- Bells Done Rung Alert™, albeit very quietly: Jen a...
- All this week's news all three Kardashian sisters.
- On the rocks alert: This week's Kim'N'Kris news, a...
- OWS Supporters Don't Like Being Made Fun Of.... Bu...
- Occupy Oakland Rioting... Let the Anarchy Begin
- Intex IN 777 3G Gold - Good Twin SIM Mobile
- Girl of the Day - Starting the New Year for The Re...
- OWS Supporters Don't Like Al Qaeda, But They Reall...
- Obama's Real "Jobs" Program
- All the latest mess from Real Housewives of New Je...
- Bells Done Rung Alert™: Exclusive wedding albums
- Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Rosie's big fat lie!
- John Burns' Pessimism on Iraq
- Maxx MT255 Maestro - Twin SIM Mobile Phone
- Birthdays Today
- Mugged By Reality II
- Occupy Wall Street Gets Mugged By Reality
- Girls of the Day - Anniversary Edition
- Kick a FRESH corpse, why don'tcha? Dan Wheldon did...
- Bundle of Joy Alert: Mariska Hargitay adopts seco...
- Clint Eastwood under attack by FBI!
- The Religion of Global Warming
- We're Not Going to Lose, But If We Do...
- Listen to People Who Know
- Maxx MT315 Ace - Lineament Powerful Dual SIM Cell ...
- Girl of the Day - Joan Fontaine
- File This Under "Be Careful What You Wish For"
- Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Kelly calls Christina...
- Who is pregnant and who is just fat!
- Demon Drugs Alert™: Whitney Houston goes berserk!
- How To Unlock Nokia C3 - Rogers, Fido, Chat-R, Vod...
- Where Albert Pujols Proves Everyone Wrong
- Lava KKT 50 - Dual SIM Touchscreen Technology Phone
- No Bun in the oven alert™: Beyonce's pregnancy a h...
- Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™ and On the Rocks Alert:...
- Surprisingly nice headline of the week:Fans love D...
- Nokia 5230 Com Garmin Mobile XT + Nokia Ovi Maps G...
- Girl of the Day - Catherine Deneuve
- Fly Swift - Powered Android Touch Screen Phone
- Prince Harry's wild American nights!
- On the rocks alert: Prince Albert's secret $1 bill...
- Demon Rum Alert™: Camilla's drunken tirade stuns ...
- Mario Balotelli Profile & Images 2011
- Jonny Wilkinson Girlfriend Shelly Jenkins 2011 Images
- Jonny Wilkinson Rugby Player Profile & 2011 World ...
- Preference Cascade Update
- Bundle of Joy Alert: January Jones and her new baby.
- Bun in the oven alert™: More rumors about Jessica ...
- And the camera noses in to the tears on their face...
- Opera Mobile 11 On Nokia 5800 (symbian)
- Dual SIM Phone - Maxx MX245 Trance
- Birthdays Today - Dizzy Gillespie
- Wrong In Every Direction
- Defecating on Democratic Doorsteps
- Meanest Story nominee: Larry Hagman fighting deadl...
- Meanest Story nominee: Johnny Depp's drinking is o...
- Meanest Story nominee: Penny Marshall has six mont...
- Skeeter Davis Alert™: 100 prophecies that will be ...
- Annoying label bookkeeping for the Ashton Demi Bru...
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