Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Another Kardashian wedding!

Publication: OK!
Date: 31 Oct. 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Getting all the Kardashian stuff out of the way early, we have OK! saying Kourtney and her longtime boyfriend/scumbag Scott Disick are going to get married.

Bells Are Ringing Alert™ and Least interesting story of the week: Kourtney says "yes" to Scott.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style

Date: 12 Sept. 2011



Fresh trash on Thursdays! Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick make their return to the covers of the supermarket rags, but only as an afterthought. Weekly Life & Style has a big picture of Kim Kardashian and her new hubby Kris Humphries on the cover and a single headline with no picture that reads "Plus: Kourtney says 'yes' to Scott".



I'm not sure if the quotation marks around 'yes' are meant to signify an actual quote or some ironic comment by the headline writers.

Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Secret Kardashian wedding

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 22 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Weekly Life & Style says there's been a secret Kardashian wedding. The cover picture has Kim and her beau Kris Humphries, due to be wed in a lavish blow-out some time this month, and Kourtney, Scott Disick - the forgotten man of the Kardashian gossip machine - and the cute little tyke Mason.

Since Kim and Kris would elope only under pain of death and being fired from the family, we are left to assume Scott has finally made an honest woman of Kourtney.